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Glass of wine - courtesy wheany - CC-BY

Native Americans have a bit of wisdom that says a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest member.  Hunters and predators improve the herd by taking down the slowest members first. As these individuals are eliminated the remainder of the herd can move even faster.  When most of them are removed, the herd can run across the Plains like the wind.

The consumption of alcohol destroys brain cells. It takes out the slowest and dullest cells first, thus improving the performance of those that are left.  The more one drinks, the more effective the remaining brain becomes. When you see a habitual drunk passed out on the street, you must realize that behind the stupor and grime, hides one of the sharpest minds in the universe.

So, due your duty by improving the mental capacity of your family, community and nation. Grab a glass of wine and stay drunk.  Encourage all and sundry to do the same.

It is for the betterment of humanity, especially on April 1st.